Thursday, 1 November 2012

Honeymoon: Part One


 
The next morning, we packed up the bikes, got last minute instructions from Daniel and headed out for the four-lane, where we turned southwest.  A couple of weeks away from the others would be adequate time to get accustomed to one another in this new way.  Honeymoon seemed like such a silly word to my aged mind, but that was the reality.  The others cheered us as we revved the engines and pulled away down the dirt road.    

From the dirt, we turned north on a narrow paved road which would take us to the four lane main drag that had been our customary route to the community where we picked up most of our supplies.  This particular stretch of highway was in need of repair due to frost damage, but with no construction crew to take on the project, we would just have to keep our eyes open and dodge the potholes.  I wondered, as the wind whistled past my helmet, how long it would take for the rest of the country to be taken over by nature to the point where all things human, would revert to their original wild nature, cement to stone and sand, city streets to trees and grass.  What about the world’s libraries?  Would they contain the knowledge necessary for someone to learn how to redo what we once took for granted or as in the movie, The Time Machine, would that knowledge simply turn to dust?  I could drive a truck and possibly handle a paving machine with time, but I had no idea how to prepare a road bed, where to get that heated asphalt, how to mix cement in large enough quantities to be of any use on a large project such as a highway.  In short, without some expertise, our little world was in trouble.

We hadn’t been on the road for very long before coming to a familiar interchange from months ago, so decided to take a look around.  Stopping at food stores was always interesting, because there was such a smorgasbord of things still fit to eat.  Sometimes, the building reeked of rotten, decaying flesh and vegetables, but with the passing of time, most of the odor was now gone.  We remembered an especially large store just off the highway whose interior had seemed as large as a football field.  I can still remember shopping there many years before when I had lived and worked nearby.  Even then, when I was much younger, it was a tiring trip around the aisles.  What I especially liked about that particular place was their fresh fruit and vegetable sections.  There were too many bins to count, all along the south wall of the building.  In the fall one could purchase pimento peppers with their thick red walls.  We roasted them, peeled the skin and soaked them in balsamic vinegar and oil for a day or two before feasting on them with toasted artisan bread.   “Boy! I could sure go for some of that,” I said out loud to no one in particular.

The store had been badly damaged, leaving several large holes where the enemy had entered and wiped out all the shoppers.  It was ironic that they had attacked a grocery store, took the shoppers and left the food.  And I could never understand why they had left the meat.

We entered through the front door, which was difficult, but not impossible to open.  The holes provided fresh air and some light to the interior, although not as much as I had expected.  The aisles were strewn with clothing, canned goods of all sorts and in some instances, parts of the overhead lighting was now covering the once immaculate floors.  Miraculously, some of the shelving was still standing, the goods, still intact and although more than likely out of date, probably safe to eat if the cans were not swollen.  We found this particularly true of potato chips.  Amazing the effectiveness of the preservatives in those bags! 

“Warren, Hon!” Lise called. 

“What is it Lise?” I asked returning to ascertain what she wanted.

“This whole section of corned beef.  It’s empty,” she said, “Does it make sense to you that maybe it was on sale the day of the invasion?”

Without thinking through what I was saying, I agreed.  Then I noticed that there were a few empty cans of it nearby both on the shelf and also on the floor. 

Lise followed my eyes and sensed what was on my mind.  “So, when do you think they had the sale, Warren?  Before or after they were attacked?”

“Look at the hole in the north wall. It looks like someone tried to fix it.  There was a survivor,” I added.

“Or survivors!”

“Yeah,” I said.  “But for how long?  And where are they now?”  I began to get an edgy feeling.  I was remembering what happened the last time we met survivors.   “Lise, come on.  We need to go back to the bikes.” I took her hand and gave her a slight tug.    Lise grabbed a few more bags of well preserved snacks as we headed back to the front door.

The motorcycles were where we left them.  We put on our helmets, hopped on, started them up and took off.  I headed for the highway, entered from where we had left it and drove under the overpass parking on the west side.  Lise pulled in behind me.  I pulled over to check the saddle bags.  I reached in and pulled out my handgun and holster, and began to strap it around my chest.  Looking back to Lise, I was about to suggest that she follow my example, but she wasn't on her bike.  Looking around, I didn’t see her anywhere.  This hadn’t happened before, so I began to get worried.  I needn’t have.

“Pst!  Over here, Warren,” I heard her voice say from somewhere behind me near where the embankment began to climb up, sloped toward the overhead roadway.  “Come on over here.  I have something for you.”

“What could you possibly have for me over there?” I replied, now able to make out her head poking out from behind a concrete pillar.

“How about this,” she said, jumping out from behind the pillar revealing a totally naked Lise, wearing nothing more than a big grin.  She seemed to have no hang-ups over her nude body.  Still, it was difficult to believe that I had known this creature intimately for only a day and a half.  She did a couple of jumping jacks, before darting back behind the column.  “Get over here now,” she commanded teasingly and with that darted into the uncut grass and pampas beside the road.

I was thinking that this was probably not the best place or time for such an encounter, but quickly deleted that thought, as I realized that anyone seeing us in town, would most likely not have followed us and considering how heavy the traffic had been for the last three years, how unlikely is was that we would be seeing anyone today.  However, I still took my gun with me and laid it nearby after a brief wrestling match with wiry Lise. 

***

   The sun was still high as we returned to the bikes.  Lise obligingly strapped on the holster and tucked in the gun and snapped up her leather jacket.  I led the way back to town, but made a left at the intersection where the store had been.  There was a chain of tire stores and I wanted to check out the large one ahead on our left.

“Why are we going in here?” she questioned.

“Just a hunch!  As you observed back in the store, someone had been there after the attack.  That someone may still be alive.  Also, there may be more than one and they might possibly be timid or afraid of strangers or worse.”

“Yeah, but so what?”

“Think about it, Lise.  When people get scared, they can sometimes act irrationally.  They do sell guns here, so I’d like to check it out to see if any appear to be missing.  We may have to defend ourselves in case someone takes us for the enemy and they’re armed,” and then added, because I really didn’t know, “assuming someone is still alive, that is.  We’ll check the sporting goods department.”

“This place is pretty messed up.  Hon, I’m going to check out the camping section.  I remember seeing jerky and other dried foods at the other store when we were shopping, the day of the attack.  I’m sure it must be still good, and we could use the food.”

“Just watch yourself, sweetheart.  We don’t know where we might meet up with someone,” I cautioned. 

“Will do,” she called over her shoulder as she disappeared behind another aisle. 

As I'd suspected, the display case was smashed, the locks were broken, and only a few, almost useless, pellet guns remained.  The thoughts of a rendezvous with a paranoid survivor didn't imbue me with confidence, especially if it were one who probably carried a loaded shotgun.  And we didn’t want to have another encounter with the likes of Daniel’s former friends.  Yet, the idea of abandoning someone, because they were afraid didn't sit well with me either.  Didn't we experience the same sense of fear every time we'd heard the snap of a twig, or the plunk of a dropping pebble?  If this person was alive, we'd have to risk finding him or her.  And yet, we had to be very careful.  We didn't want another encounter like the one we'd had with the three young men who visited our camp.

Lise returned empty handed.  I hadn’t given much thought to the food items she'd been searching for until I saw her.  “There wasn’t a thing there Warren.  Even the camp gas and things like that were gone,” she said.  I could see her gears working.  “The guns are gone, too.  Aren’t they?” she continued.      

“Lise, someone's definitely been here before us.  So now we know a couple of things.   Someone undeniably survived the attack and they’re armed.  And could be dangerous,” I added.  “I did find something useful for us, though,” I added.  I handed a couple of boxes of ammunition to Lise and we started for the door. 

The two of us sat down on our bikes in the parking lot and considered our next move.  No one had taken a shot at us, but then we hadn’t seen anyone yet, either. 

“Lise!  The empty cans on the floor.  Did that look recent?” I questioned.

“I’m not sure.  I really can’t say.”  

 “I’d like to tool around a bit and see if we can spot any other unusual…out of place things.”

"Are you sure you want to hang around here?  We might run into whoever it is and not like them."

"On the other hand, having picked up guns and food is the same thing we've been doing.  Are we unfriendly?"

"Okay, let's hang around and see what pops up.  But let's not do it for too long.  This place is starting to give me the creeps.  If we do hang around, what exactly will we be looking for?”

Maybe repairs!  Most of the places are pretty beaten up.  It seemed simple enough.  “If something has a repair, we'll assume that someone fixed it after the invasion.  Agreed?”

“Maybe,” she said.  “But isn’t it possible that someone just happened to make some repairs on their place before the invasion and it just looks like it happened afterwards?”

“Yes, that is a valid point of view, but perhaps, we can still assume it took place after, and check it out, just to make sure.  Can you agree to that?”

Lise nodded her head and we left the tire store parking lot and drove down the main avenue, a six lane highway.   We took our time navigating the streets.  Some buildings had very little damage, but none appeared to have been restored in any way.  We turned around and headed back in the direction of the grocery store, and before entering, circled the building a couple of times looking for anything strange.  There was nothing of note.  All looked like a battle zone.  Brick lay here and there, wood lay rotting on the asphalt parking lot.  Windows were shattered and small shards of glass lined our path.  We parked in front and re-entered the store.

***

We decided to return to the canned meat department for a second look to see if we could in some way determine if the survivor was still shopping at that particular establishment.  Seeing that most of the canned goods had already been taken, we decided to look further.  After all, people usually eat more than canned beef or pork.  What we determined was that a lot of food was gone, but the odd cans lying around didn't account for the amount of missing food items.  As we approached the jams, something with a lot of sugar and surely well preserved, I heard a noise behind me that brought on a familiar sensation on my arms and the back of my neck.  A low growl greeted me as I turned to face what appeared to be a very skeletal Golden Lab, its hackles raised and looking pretty mean.  “Don’t move,” I instructed Lise in a whisper.  The poor animal was obviously malnourished and in need of something to eat, but I wasn't interested in either Lise or myself becoming his meal.  The dog took a couple of tentative steps closer.  A Lab, normally a friendly canine, was more likely to lick a person to death than chew on them.  They seemed to lack the maliciousness of some other breeds, but there was no telling how this one was going to behave.  A couple of more steps and I was sure it was going to charge.  I remembered a story that my younger brother had told me when he had experienced an angry dog that was protecting his territory.  He had simply shouted to the dog to sit.  It had worked.  But would this animal, one that had been on its own for three years, with no human contact, still respond to commands?  I decided there was nothing to lose.  “Sit!” I commanded.  The dog stood still, but did not obey.  My cousin, a good friend and dog owner from the east had once told me not to repeat commands, but to simply say the word.  “No!” I ordered the second time.  Meanwhile, I didn't take my eyes off the creature.  It cocked its head to one side.  Was it trying to remember “Human?”  Was it trying to recall something from a distant past?  Then, like a well trained pet, down it went, tail scuffing along the floor. 

Lise, who with trepidation had been observing my canine instruction lesson 101, was now in awe at my success.  “Where did you learn to do that?” she questioned. 

“First time,” I answered.  “Lise, very slowly grab one of those peanut butter jars from the shelf and hand it to me.”  She slid it into my hand.  Continuing to keep the dog in sight, I twisted the lid open and peeled back the paper seal.  It didn't smell like anything I'd want to eat, but my experience with dogs told me that this animal might not care.  I hunkered down to the floor and put some peanut butter on my hand and clicked my tongue, using sounds I had used years before when I had had my own large breed who loved to eat this stuff right out of the jar.  The lab lowered itself to the floor and began to crawl towards me.  I could see a certain amount of fear in its eyes, but the way it was moving its mouth told me that its nose was working just fine and wanted what was in the jar.  When it was within about three feet of me, it stopped moving, fear overtaking hunger.  I placed some peanut butter on the back of my hand and reached as far as I could towards its face.  It inched forward, tongue stretching for my hand, until it made contact.  Slowly at first, then rapidly it cleaned my hand.  I spoke gently to the dog and slid the jar between us.  Turning to Lise, I saw her placing her gun back in its holster. 

“I wasn’t going to let it get you,” she said.  “The poor thing!”  Lise squatted down and moved ever so slowly to find her place beside me.  “What are we going to call him?” she asked.

“Him?  Call him?  What are you talking about?” I asked.  “Do you think we are going to keep it?”  I did a quick check.  Yup, Lise was right.  It was a he.  “We can’t take him on our bikes.  Besides, just because he eats off my hand and takes a jar of peanut butter from us, doesn’t mean he wants to marry us,” I insisted. 

“What if we find some other people here?  We can’t take them back on our bikes either,” Lise retorted.

I ignored Lise’s last remark and began to recall a time many years earlier when my friend, Sparky, arrived at our front door.  He was so cute, with the most beautiful markings, I couldn’t resist taking him.  My children were delighted to have a puppy.  In no time, he was house trained and was so attached to me, that when he was small, his nose often rested against my calf muscle as I walked around wearing shorts, Sparky apparently on an invisible short leash.  He had been purported to be a medium breed, but the salesman either lied about his heritage, or he was an aberration, a variety of the same breed with new features presenting themselves.  

When there was nothing to do, Sparky often simply sat nearby in some shady spot with his eyes on me, waiting for my next move.  If I moved away, he got up and followed.  Sometimes, he liked to jump at me and snap his teeth so close to my hand that I thought he was going to bite me, but he seemed to know his limits. 

I'd always wanted a dog that liked to jump in the river or lake.  I had envisioned Sparky darting out into the water to fetch sticks and swim with us.  But he didn’t like deep water.  “Slim!”  I mulled the name over in my mind. 

Yes, a lab would hopefully have a different view about water, like that stupid lab that lived at the camping spot we stayed at one summer.  I'd been trying to fish, but the camp owner’s lab kept splashing around at the shore line scaring away anything big enough to fit onto a plate.  And then it had the nerve to get as close as possible and shake itself dry.    In an attempt to get it away from me, I had picked up a rock and tossed it about half way across the river and the dumb animal went after it.  I was afraid it was going to drown; it was out there swimming for nearly twenty minutes looking for that rock. 

“Warren, are you listening to me?”

What was it she had been talking about?  Oh yes.  “True,” I thought, but said nothing to Lise.  “You know, there’s probably a whole selection of food in the pet section, unless some other animals have found it first.   Slim!” I said, turning and heading in search of dog food, this time loud enough for her to hear. 

“What?” Lise asked.  “Slim?  Slim what?”

“If the lab wants to hang around, we’ll call him Slim.”

“That’s a stupid name for a dog,” she replied. 

“Well, take a good look at him.”

“What if he was fat before and now puts all that weight back on?”  I had to laugh at that.  Thoughts of this dog putting on enough meat to be considered fat was more than my imagination could handle.   Besides, even people are sometimes purposefully and ironically nicknamed the opposite of their stature.  A tall fellow being called Shorty, was a good example.  So, “Slim,” it would be.  At least until Lise had her way.

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